Mood: lazy
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy anything that claims to reduce network downtime across my small business. I don't buy innuendo-laden postcards from popular British holiday destinations. I don't buy royal jelly. I don't buy USB mice from Poundland. I don't buy the famous vibrating bum-faced goats as depicted in back copies of Viz from yesteryear, nor giant electronic floating nude celebrities. I don't buy covers of Queen songs by McFly. I don't buy Tetris-themed cakes. I don't buy musical instruments made from tortoiseshell or any food containing cochineal. I don't buy vulgarly-shaped Post-It Notes.
Posted by idontbuy
at 9:10 PM GMT