Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Paraphernalia
I don't buy anything with Wayne Rooney on it. Not even the 2005 Annual. Oh, yes. Somebody actually printed one.

In my day you had a Dandy or Beano annual, or maybe Look-In, or something to do with your favourite toy, and you were glad of it. They'll make an annual of anything if it stands still long enough. And if that makes me sound like an old git, then tough.

Rooney, indeed. What next? The Chavs Annual 2005? With Burberry-effect cover?