Mood:  lazy
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy:

-Portable duck covers;
-Lecture theatres;
-Spectacles made by Red or Dead (if I want to look like that I'll glue re-entry shields to my face);
-Self-improvement books (still haven't got round to reading The Procrastinator's Guide to Success);
-Logarithm tables;
-Rudely-shaped pasta;
-Crockery that looks like Peter Falk of Columbo fame.

Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Paraphernalia
I don't buy anything with Wayne Rooney on it. Not even the 2005 Annual. Oh, yes. Somebody actually printed one.

In my day you had a Dandy or Beano annual, or maybe Look-In, or something to do with your favourite toy, and you were glad of it. They'll make an annual of anything if it stands still long enough. And if that makes me sound like an old git, then tough.

Rooney, indeed. What next? The Chavs Annual 2005? With Burberry-effect cover?

Mood:  hungry
Topic: Performing Arts
I don't buy charity CDs involving Chris Martin - just what were they thinking when they released the latest Live 8 CD? Hmm?

Mood:  irritated
Topic: Quality
I don't buy parking permits in Bangor, Gwynedd. What a rip-off. I had to keep topping up so that my car didn't get clamped. Our town has abolished parking charges because it was killing off local commerce. Half of the shops in Bangor are either boarded up or on their last legs. ARE YOU LISTENING?

Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Quality
I don't buy Jamie Oliver-inspired school dinners, and judging by the decline in children eating them, neither does anyone else.

Mood:  irritated
Topic: Quality
I don't buy Motorcare Warranties. Rip-off merchants. Grr... my poor little car. *sob*

Mood:  down
Now Playing: The Only Rhyme That Bites - MC Tunes vs 808 State
Topic: Performing Arts
I don't buy Dido sheet music. Just how is anyone supposed to sing that high when Dido doesn't? Sheesh.

Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Pig Bag!
Topic: Paraphernalia
Some other people don't buy iPods either.

Picture from this site.

Mood:  hungry
Topic: Ethics
I don't buy Pacific Northwestern Tree octopus hats. Click here to find out why.

PS Did you know that Belgium doesn't exist?

Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Jools Holland and His Rhythm and Blues Orchestra - Tuxedo Junction
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy birthday sheep - but I do receive them as gifts! I don't buy llama polish or goat restraints.