Mood: lazy
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy:
-Portable duck covers;
-Lecture theatres;
-Spectacles made by Red or Dead (if I want to look like that I'll glue re-entry shields to my face);
-Self-improvement books (still haven't got round to reading The Procrastinator's Guide to Success);
-Logarithm tables;
-Rudely-shaped pasta;
-Crockery that looks like Peter Falk of Columbo fame.
Posted by idontbuy
at 10:33 PM BST