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Things I don't buy
Tuesday, 5 April 2005
Mood:  accident proneTopic: Surrealism I don't buy lard. I don't buy submersible fountain pumps. I don't buy elf sticks. I don't buy rack-and-pinion-steered combine harvesters. I don't buy kitchen utensils made to look like the heads of state of major developed countries.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:30 PM BST
Mood:  sadTopic: Quality I don't buy toffee yoghurts.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:28 PM BST
Mood:  incredulousTopic: Quality I don't buy kebabs.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:26 PM BST
Mood:  d'ohTopic: Performing Arts I don't buy bad-tempered pianists. I don't buy Destiny's child comeback CDs.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:25 PM BST
Mood:  caffeinatedTopic: Smurf-related mishaps I don't buy 9-carat gold smurf adornments.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:23 PM BST
Mood: caffeinatedTopic: Smurf-related mishaps I don't buy Burberry smurfs.
Posted by idontbuy
at 8:23 PM BST
Monday, 4 April 2005
Mood:  lyricalTopic: Performing Arts I don't buy messed-up cover versions of Kirsty MacColl songs. Check out http://www.kirstymaccoll.com if you are a fan. 
Posted by idontbuy
at 10:01 PM BST
Mood: incredulousTopic: Paraphernalia I don't buy anything in Burberry tartan.
Posted by idontbuy
at 9:56 PM BST
Updated: Monday, 4 April 2005 9:57 PM BST
Mood: accident proneTopic: Surrealism I don't buy semi-detached properties in Swindon. I don't buy voles.
Posted by idontbuy
at 9:48 PM BST
Mood:  not sureTopic: Quality I don't buy anything that claims to be 'lemon fresh'.
Posted by idontbuy
at 9:46 PM BST
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