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Things I don't buy
Thursday, 14 April 2005

Mood:  lyrical
Topic: Paraphernalia
I don't buy - I mean, really, really don't buy - bright yellow Fiat Puntos with stupid headlights.

Posted by idontbuy at 10:43 PM BST

Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Destiny's Child - Destiny Fulfilled
Topic: Performing Arts
I don't buy CDs of whalesong.

Posted by idontbuy at 10:38 PM BST

Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Quality
I don't buy Toshiba DVD-rom drives for laptops. Grr...

Posted by idontbuy at 10:37 PM BST

Mood:  not sure
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy raisin bread.

Posted by idontbuy at 10:36 PM BST
Tuesday, 5 April 2005

Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Surrealism
I don't buy lard. I don't buy submersible fountain pumps. I don't buy elf sticks. I don't buy rack-and-pinion-steered combine harvesters. I don't buy kitchen utensils made to look like the heads of state of major developed countries.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:30 PM BST

Mood:  sad
Topic: Quality
I don't buy toffee yoghurts.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:28 PM BST

Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Quality
I don't buy kebabs.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:26 PM BST

Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Performing Arts
I don't buy bad-tempered pianists.

I don't buy Destiny's child comeback CDs.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:25 PM BST

Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Smurf-related mishaps
I don't buy 9-carat gold smurf adornments.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:23 PM BST

Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Smurf-related mishaps
I don't buy Burberry smurfs.

Posted by idontbuy at 8:23 PM BST

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